Television

How to Teach The Unteachables
Being largely too ugly for the medium, and due to the fact that the only people that ever ask me on are Daybreak, I don't appear on television screens these days.

However, if producers and researchers catch me on a day when the wind is right and my face hasn't stuck like that, then it is possible that I'll gulp down my self respect and enjoy the barrage of abusive e-mails.

Previous stimuli of abusive e-mails has included: